'You Have The Right To Remain Glazed'


American policeman are known for two things - their love for donuts and their desire to 'protect and serve'. Now a team of cops have brought the two together by becoming the joint owners of 'Cops & Doughnuts', a pastry shop in Clare, Michigan.

It all began over a pizza lunch when the officers were lamenting over the fact that yet another downtown shop was calling it quits because of the bad economy. And what was even worse was that Clare City Bakery was a 113-year old institution, started not long after the civil war.

That's when one of the officers came up with the idea of purchasing the store in partnership with the rest of the team. Soon all of the officers were convinced, and on Wednesday, July 1st, 'Cops and Doughnuts' opened its doors without much fanfare but with a huge line of hungry customers outside its doors

Its completely re-vamped menu features brownies, muffins, fruit turnovers, other baked goods, and of course, donuts. To add to the fun, the shops also sells shirts and coffee mugs with funny slogans like 'You have the right to be Glazed', 'Handcuff and Creampuffs', and 'Cops & Doughnuts: 100 Percent Cop Owned'.

While the officers don't intend to work there and have hired a full-time manager and staff, knowing their love for the sweet treats, they will definitely be using their 'employee' discount to the fullest.

Sources: Jalopnik.com, themorningsun.com

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  • vsco girlsFriday, October 25, 2019 at 7:22 am
    this is very interesting
    • 13th
      13thWednesday, October 9, 2019 at 9:42 am
      thats so cool :)
      • keeeve_dev
        keeeve_devMonday, November 19, 2018 at 1:41 pm
        That was funny!
        • aspenw
          aspenwMonday, November 19, 2018 at 12:58 pm
          im hungry now=[
          • xsrqygkjlMonday, October 1, 2018 at 8:21 pm
            That was awesome
            • trae is bossFriday, September 1, 2017 at 10:19 am
              • TJTuesday, March 1, 2016 at 5:00 am
                Locks really good
                • wowedFriday, December 25, 2015 at 10:13 am
                  This was posted 6 years ago and I still like this article
                  • cupcake sheekWednesday, September 16, 2015 at 6:56 am
                    that looks good can you seen me some . from a little girl in 3 grade.
                    • BabyloverMonday, June 22, 2015 at 9:15 am
                      Yummy 🍩🍪