Machine Dispenses Free Samples - To Adults Only!

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Trying out free samples of any food is fun, but Jell-O? That has to top the list. The best part is that Kraft Foods has figured out how to automate the process using vending machines, which means one can keep returning for more, without getting the evil eye from a human sample dispenser. The catch? It will dispense to adults only!

Why would a company be sooooo mean? According to Kraft Inc., Jell-O Temptations is the first jiggly desert created for adults so, it's only befitting that the samples are reserved for them.

To ensure that they do reach their target audience the company partnered with tech giant Intel to create vending machines dubbed iSample that scan the sample seeker's face and guess the approximate age using biometric data like the distance between eyes and ears. If everything checks out, it happily dispenses the yummy pudding. However, if a hungry child or adult with a child-like face shows up, it simply shuts down!

The saddest part is that the company, which has already installed the iSample at New York's South Street Seaport and Chicago's Shedd Aquarium is planning to use them for a myriad of fun 'adult' food campaigns. Now, if they could only come up with a machine that shuts down when adults line up!

Resources: Gizmag.com, dailymail.co.uk

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  • AnonymousFriday, September 22, 2017 at 11:00 am
    So unfair I want to try
    • pizzagirl7
      pizzagirl7Wednesday, June 7, 2017 at 4:27 pm
      THAT IS SO NOT FAIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!😠😠😠😠 WHO AGREES????????!!!!!!
      • comfortblue
        comfortblueWednesday, June 7, 2017 at 11:22 am
        I think it looks pretty gross.
        • snowbell445
          snowbell445Wednesday, May 10, 2017 at 11:15 am
          you don´t want it its so so so gross!!!!
          • frankisten
            frankistenWednesday, May 10, 2017 at 10:56 am
            I the JELLO and that baby I want it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            • skylar9yr
              skylar9yrTuesday, May 2, 2017 at 11:03 am
              so mean THAT I JUST WANT To PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE! i want it
              • jswallows
                jswallowsTuesday, May 2, 2017 at 10:41 am
                You too Anonymous!
                • jswallows
                  jswallowsMonday, May 1, 2017 at 11:11 am
                  Im half believing this one side is angry the other is Happy. Remember the last time Your parents were´nt able to go with you on a ride on disney world or baby ride... welcome to their world.
                  • jswallows
                    jswallowsMonday, May 1, 2017 at 11:08 am
                    THIS IS AGEIST or agest...?I DONT CARE! THIS IS AN INSULT TO ALL CHILDREN! HOW COULD THE COMPANY DO SUCH A THING TO LITTLE CHILDREN!?
                    • jlharper
                      jlharperTuesday, May 2, 2017 at 10:08 am
                      YEAH I'M SO MAD!
                    • sdobyns
                      sdobynsMonday, May 1, 2017 at 10:40 am
                      so unfair

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