Machine Dispenses Free Samples - To Adults Only!

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Trying out free samples of any food is fun, but Jell-O? That has to top the list. The best part is that Kraft Foods has figured out how to automate the process using vending machines, which means one can keep returning for more, without getting the evil eye from a human sample dispenser. The catch? It will dispense to adults only!

Why would a company be sooooo mean? According to Kraft Inc., Jell-O Temptations is the first jiggly desert created for adults so, it's only befitting that the samples are reserved for them.

To ensure that they do reach their target audience the company partnered with tech giant Intel to create vending machines dubbed iSample that scan the sample seeker's face and guess the approximate age using biometric data like the distance between eyes and ears. If everything checks out, it happily dispenses the yummy pudding. However, if a hungry child or adult with a child-like face shows up, it simply shuts down!

The saddest part is that the company, which has already installed the iSample at New York's South Street Seaport and Chicago's Shedd Aquarium is planning to use them for a myriad of fun 'adult' food campaigns. Now, if they could only come up with a machine that shuts down when adults line up!

Resources: Gizmag.com, dailymail.co.uk

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565 Comments
  • spykitten
    spykittenThursday, July 26, 2018 at 9:04 am
    That isn't fair!
    • lov
      lovThursday, February 1, 2018 at 2:12 pm
      I want one no fair ! 😡
      • rosepinkunicorn
        rosepinkunicornThursday, January 11, 2018 at 2:43 pm
        I want the chocolate one🍫 so badly😖, but I can't buy it because I look like a five year old!😣😤😭
        • rosepinkunicorn
          rosepinkunicornThursday, January 11, 2018 at 2:39 pm
          That's so unfair😞!!!!! even unicorns share!!!!😞😭
          • meadowlark12
            meadowlark12Wednesday, January 10, 2018 at 10:35 am
            Interesting. Most people say I look like a 15 year old.
            • cpdWednesday, January 10, 2018 at 10:30 am
              Follow me please. But why did they make it so that we could not have it.
              • cpdWednesday, January 10, 2018 at 10:27 am
                I AM SO MAD. Why did they do this?
                • grapefruit
                  grapefruitWednesday, January 10, 2018 at 3:07 am
                  why! does that mean none for me? soooo not fair...
                  • cutecat6
                    cutecat6Tuesday, January 9, 2018 at 4:14 pm
                    That is so not fair!!!!!! I really want a taste of that double chocolate pie(even though its Jell-O )!!!!!!! Like this comment and please follow me if you totally agree with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    • lov
                      lovThursday, February 1, 2018 at 2:13 pm
                      follow me too
                    • sports_star
                      sports_starThursday, January 4, 2018 at 7:52 am
                      No problem for me! Even though I'm a kid, all computers recognize my face as 22. I have had it scanned before.. Cool right?
                      • lov
                        lovThursday, February 1, 2018 at 2:13 pm
                        can I be 22 ? Probably not
                        • cutecat6
                          cutecat6Tuesday, January 9, 2018 at 4:14 pm
                          Yeah.....