I'm looking forward to his Norse mythology series. (Read: I'm looking forward to the jokes he'll make about Tom Hiddleston.)

Okay, so I know they don't actually have it up on dogobooks yet, but . . . THE COVER WAS JUST RELEASED GO TO RICKS BLOG NOW NOW NOW. *pant, pant* (I actually have very mixed feelings about the cover. Like, why so . . . Roman? This is my childhood you could be destroying, here.)

I know. You can't have everything in life, I guess.

No one ever agrees with me.

Yeah. It has to be the first SATURDAY. Everything's on Shabbos. Life . . . life isn't fair.

Dude. Stop. No. DC.

Aw, there probably is. Try doing a Google search for 'comic store locator'. Just type in your ZIP code and it'll give you a range of stores in your area.

Well, I mean, considering nobody is currently genetically damaged, at least not in the way it's described in the books, wouldn't it be that everyone IS Divergent? (Of course, I'm not saying that you shouldn't try to categorize people. It's fun!)

Awesome movie! My only complaints are the lack of: (a) dangerous butter-knives (b) Dauntless chocolate cake (c) side characters (I'm talking to YOU, Uriah!)

Haha, I love how you describe the factions by telling us which house they'd be in at Hogwarts, or which cabin at CHB.